2am KAK house prank call goes like this.
"Liz, are you sleeping?"
Ya. What are you doing?
"Liz, we can't drive. Can you come get us?"
Oh, you're kidding. Fine. Where are you at?
"I don't know. Some bar in Mountain View."
At this point I am up with lights on, glasses on and am searching for my shoes.
"Just kidding, Liz. We're at home. Want to come over and go in the hot tub with us?"